Halloween Puns

Need some Halloween puns for the holiday? Here is our list of the best funny Halloween puns that will tickle your punny bone.

What kind of boat does Dracula own?
A blood vessel.

The all ghost choir sings haunting melodies.

What does a skeleton order at a BBQ restaurant?
Spare ribs.

Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

What’s a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.

Where do fashionable ghosts shop for designer clothing?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

What is the ghost’s favorite rides at the fair?
The rollerghoster.

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A necktarine.

What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
“Wrap” music!

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call a witch from the desert?
A sandwitch.

Why did the game warden give ticket to the ghost?
He didn’t have a huanting license.

What did the three vampires order at the bar?
A blood and 2 blood lights.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

Why could the mummy never relax?
He was afraid to unwind.

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.

What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?

Why do ghosts enjoy ridding in elevators?
It raises their spirits.

What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet.

Why did the ghost go to the bar?
He wanted some Boos.

What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?

How does a ghost say goodbye to a vampire?
So long, sucker.

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