Need some Halloween puns for the holiday? Here is our list of the best funny Halloween puns that will tickle your punny bone.
What kind of boat does Dracula own?
A blood vessel.
The all ghost choir sings haunting melodies.
What does a skeleton order at a BBQ restaurant?
Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What’s a haunted chicken?
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for designer clothing?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
What is the ghost’s favorite rides at the fair?
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a witch from the desert?
Why did the game warden give ticket to the ghost?
He didn’t have a huanting license.
What did the three vampires order at the bar?
A blood and 2 blood lights.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
Why could the mummy never relax?
He was afraid to unwind.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
Why do ghosts enjoy ridding in elevators?
It raises their spirits.
What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet.
Why did the ghost go to the bar?
He wanted some Boos.
What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?
How does a ghost say goodbye to a vampire?
So long, sucker.