Golf Puns

Golf Puns

List of Golf Puns

  • Your golf addiction is driving a wedge between us.
  • I golf in the low 80s. If it is hotter than that I won’t play.
  • He wanted desperately to be a good golfer, you could say he had a driving ambition.
  • As a golfer you have to have good fore-sight.
  • A photographer taking pictures of golfers says “watch the birdie”.
  • If you golf on election day, cast an absent-tee ballot.
  • When putting, I can never catch a break.
  • She became a golf professional to earn her bread and putter.
  • Expensive golf clubs are par for the course.
  • If you crash into a Volkswagen Golf, does that make a hole in one?
  • It takes a lot of balls to golf like I do.
  • Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well.
  • The fact that he was a bad golfer was a fore-gone conclusion.
  • The sound that a golf cart makes is: “putt..putt..putt”.
  • To golf at your favorite course usually requires a long drive.
  • Golfers hate cake because they just don’t want to get a slice.
  • My friend promised to play golf, but he didn’t know how to follow through.
  • A golfer bought two pairs of pants just in case he got a hole in one.
  • Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” you score a six, and you write down “five.”
  • Any golfer will tell you the gospel truth. Your next shot always depends on the lie.
  • Golfers would wear wrinkled clothes if it weren’t four irons.

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