Birthday Puns

Birthday Puns for a punny birthday. We hope you enjoy these pun jokes for birthdays and if you have any to share please add them to the comments section.

I always feel warm on my Birthday because people won’t stop toasting me.

In heaven they only serve angel food cake on birthdays.

I really like birthdays, but I am afraid that too many can kill you.

What do you give a 900-pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Next time don’t eat the candles.

Why did the birthday cake go to the psychologist?
Because it was feeling crumby!

What did the teddy bear say when it was offered a piece of birthday cake?
No thanks, I’m stuffed.

What kind of birthday cake do you get the coffee aficionado?
Choco-Latte!

Were any famous men born on your birthday?”
No, only little babies.

Where can you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.

Why did little Joey stand on his head at the birthday party?
He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?
You’re so cool!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When you slice it.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey.

What did one candle say to the other?
Don’t birthdays burn you up?

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
With a whale of a party!

When is a birthday cake as hard as a rock?
When it is marble cake.

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