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Two friends took ropes to school so that they could skip out.

 

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

 

What's the journalist's least favourite blood type?

Type O.

 

Whiteboards are remarkable.

 

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"

 

Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.

 

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toad.

 

Persuade: Soft leather used to make handbags