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Getting to the second floor of the leaflet warehouse required a circular staircase.

 

Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around.

 

His surgeon wanted to give him a free lobotomy saying, "think nothing of it".

 

An egotist is someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

 

Two friends took ropes to school so that they could skip out.

 

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

 

What's the journalist's least favourite blood type?

Type O.

 

Whiteboards are remarkable.

 

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"