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What did the salad say to the food critic?

Lettuce surprise you.


What do you call chandeliers?

High Lights.


I tried to come up with a Miley Cyrus joke, but it wasn't twerking.


Biking without a helmet is a no brainer.


When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.


I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock.


What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.


Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.


I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.


The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.