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What did the salad say to the food critic?

Lettuce surprise you.

 

What do you call chandeliers?

High Lights.

 

I tried to come up with a Miley Cyrus joke, but it wasn't twerking.

 

Biking without a helmet is a no brainer.

 

When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.

 

I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock.

 

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

 

Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

 

I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.

 

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.