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What is a plumbers favorite shoes?

Clogs.

 

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on Thanksgiving?

He was already stuffed!

 

What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

 

Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience!

 

Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.

 

Whiteboards are remarkable.

 

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggie.

 

You're fat, don't sugarcoat it because you will eat that too.

 

The person who invented the door knocker won the No-Bell Prize.