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What did the salad say to the food critic?

Lettuce surprise you.

 

What do you call chandeliers?

High Lights.

 

I tried to come up with a Miley Cyrus joke, but it wasn't twerking.

 

Biking without a helmet is a no brainer.

 

When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.

 

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

 

Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive.

 

Some Spanish government employees are Seville servants.

 

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, UCLA.