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Have you met my vegetarian girlfriend? No, I never met herbivore.


The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.


What is a plumbers favorite shoes?



Why wasn't the turkey hungry on Thanksgiving?

He was already stuffed!


What do you call a sick eagle?



Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience!


Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.


Whiteboards are remarkable.


Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggie.