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I'm celebrating 200 years of the buffalo. It's the bison-tennial!

 

My gun's a newsreader. It's got a bulletin.

 

Black beauty, he's a dark horse

 

I've got a chicken-proof front lawn. It's impeccable.

 

Glass windows are a real pane.

 

Whenever I'm in an airport, I start coughing and sneezing. It's a terminal illness.