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Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.

 

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toad.

 

Persuade: Soft leather used to make handbags

 

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

 

Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.

 

I never let my children listen to jazz or classical music. It is full of sax and violins.

 

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

 

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

 

Hey, I love u! It's my favorite vowel.