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I've got a chicken-proof front lawn. It's impeccable.


Glass windows are a real pane.


Whenever I'm in an airport, I start coughing and sneezing. It's a terminal illness.


I gave my friend a helium balloon for his birthday. That didn't go down very well.


Do you like local jokes? I do, they're right up my alley.


I saw a TV on sale for £1, volume stuck on full. I thought,"I can't turn that down."


You invented Tippex, correct me if I'm wrong.