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What did the salad say to the food critic?

Lettuce surprise you.


What do you call chandeliers?

High Lights.


I tried to come up with a Miley Cyrus joke, but it wasn't twerking.


Biking without a helmet is a no brainer.


When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.


A plateau is a high form of flattery.


Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive.


Some Spanish government employees are Seville servants.


When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, UCLA.