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If you do research in optics you will have to do some light reading.

 

Are puns for children or groan-ups?

 

To kill a circus in one blow, go for the juggler.

 

He didn't want to get a shot because it would be a pain in the butt.

 

Getting to the second floor of the leaflet warehouse required a circular staircase.

 

Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around.

 

His surgeon wanted to give him a free lobotomy saying, "think nothing of it".

 

An egotist is someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

 

Two friends took ropes to school so that they could skip out.

 

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.